We Are All Going To Die: Part 382

When I was a kid, I went to the Circus once. There was a nice lady who’s talent was eating glass. I thought it was pretty cool. Me eating glass? Not so much.

Packages containing frozen vegetables sold by Wal-Mart nationwide and Kroger stores in the Southeast may contain glass fragments, the supplier said Friday in announcing a voluntary recall. If you have any of the following items, return them to your place of purchase for a refund.

  • Kroger 12-ounce Green Peas (UPC 11110 89736)
  • Kroger 12-ounce Peas and Carrots (UPC 11110 89741)
  • Great Value 12-ounce Steamable Sweet Peas (UPC 78742 08369)
  • Great Value 12-ounce Steamable Mixed Vegetables (UPC 78742 08026)

If you have any questions, call Pictsweet at 1-800-367-7412, extension 417, from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Central Daylight Time, Monday through Friday.

It could be that eating glass is good for us. Who knows? Maybe, Pictsweet and Walmart are just trying to make the country healthier. Am I a doctor? No. Is the lady at the Circus still crunching down Coke bottles? Damn right she is.