McClown McMuffin

Fast food restaurant’s breakfasts are a joke. Listen up McClown, Burger Royalty and the lot. The breakfast sandwich done right: Bays English Muffin, Salt and Time Pancetta, Tillamook Cheddar and an egg that is still warm from the chicken’s ass that was sitting on it.

When I was a foreign war correspondent, I once interviewed Colonel Sanders. He told me something that I will never forget. He said, “Christian, that is a very pretty name, is it a family name?”. Then I said, “Lets keep this professional Colonel” So, he said, “What’s the secret to making a tasty McMuffin?” And, I said, “…this interview is over. “

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