Food Falling From the Sky

Horrible time for a hunger strike. I can’t set foot in my yard without tripping over food. Paper skin┬áPecans are popping under my feet like a six year old with a cap gun. The dog has consumed so many he is currently in a nut comma.

I’m not sure what to do with all these Persimmons. They look like outlaw tomatoes. BLP sandwich?

3 replies on “Food Falling From the Sky”

  1. Hi..are there any places that are open to the public (parks, walking trails) where I can gather some pecans? I don’t want someone chasing me out of their front yard for stealing nuts. Thanks!

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