Thoroughly roasted, but not burned!, chicken bits, as the base.
Dark Magic (chicken stock, garlic, ginger, mirin, honey, cocaine, angel dust, the ghost of Keith Richards)
Combine the two and it makes two things, either the best Yakitori sauce on the planet or a wonderful skin application for an all-over glow. If you are leaning toward the skin application, your dog would like to pre-thank you.
Most do not know this, but Tofu is made from Soy Bean. And Soy is made from Pork Belly (which is vegan). So… I would like to think that we have cleared up many things here tonight. Any other question can be mailed to: whatthehell?@AustinFoodJournal.com