Anthony Cooks Coke

It’s a tough job, isn’t it? Thank god we have Mr. Bourdain. With the blight that is now the Food Network, it’s nice to have someone on the tube that is still talking straight, fighting the good fight. Sure, he hasn’t been in front of a stove in quite some time, but he is still churning coin in the food business bringing us food trends from the far reaches. Roasting a stockpile of confiscated cocaine in Panama? Sure. (Why don’t I have this job?) New season of No Reservations starts January 11, 2010. Keep your nose to the grindstone Anthony.

Clown Boy

He won a reality show. That should have been the end of him, but the Food Network is trying to mine the Nascar market. There is so much money in watching guys ‘go fast and turn left’ that they are shoe horning this guy in.