This is kind of funny. I thought it said that the event runs six hundred and seventy minutes long.
LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY HOBBIT FEAST
Rated PG-13; 640min; Director:Peter Jackson
Running Time: 640 minutes
This all-day event is an annual Alamo tradition as old as the ancients…or whenever RETURN OF THE KING came out. Each year we must gather to recount the epic quest of the hobbit Frodo and his merry band of dwarfs, wizards, elves and Viggo’s. We snuggle up together and watch the entire LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY – nearly 12 hours – and get loaded to the gills with food, beer and wine all inspired by Tolkien’s Middle Earth!
Each of the seven(!) courses is served during each Hobbit meal time! By the time the King (spoiler alert!) ascends to his rightful throne, you too are ready to go back to the Shire and be greeted as a hero by your loved ones who didn’t think you would make it all the way…and then pass out. Epic
OK, my bad. Six hundred and forty minutes. That’s much more reasonable. Son of a Nutcracker! Somebody get me a Mead.
Tickets: www.originalalamo.com
“Son of a Nutcracker!” = awesome.
Awesome indeed.