Their life started and ended probably the same way, with a crappy plate of food. Do Cheese Puffs create mass murders? I’m not saying they do, but #6 in the lineup may have some Stay Puft issues. From my unofficial survey, most criminals should perish in their 40’s from consumption of Kentucky Fried Chicken alone. Top death row meals: KFC 12 piece bucket, Kool-Aid, Cheese Doodles, Coca-Cola, Pizza. PIZZA! Crap! I’m not saying pizza is a gateway to crime, I’m just saying I’m innocent and I need a lawyer.
Hey, man. I could use a bucket of KFC right about now. It’s a lot better than frying it up at home and making an oily mess. 🙂 I think a lively dinner conversation could be had about death row meals and their merits. Hell, a whole coffee table book could be written & photographed.