Healthier Version of the 80’s

I grew up eating Taco Salad. Except, my mom’s version had crushed Doritos and Catalina Dressing. I’d be better off with Plutonium spiked bamboo shivs pushed under my fingernails.

Elimination Round One: Catalina Dressing. New version is canola oil, sherry vinegar, dijon mustard, honey, salt, pepper and a truck load of smoked paprika. Shake the crap out of until it looks like a heathy version of Kraft Catalina.

Elimination Round Two: Bison replaces beef. Brown with onions and chili powder. Well done is the key.

Elimination Round Three: Component Parts. To finish, combine iceberg lettuce (organic, but they maybe lying), tomato, avocado, cheddar and diced tomato. Mess it all together in a bowl and declare victory.

2 replies on “Healthier Version of the 80’s”

  1. Brought me back to the 80’s in the most awesome way! Made it last night. Your version of catalina was way better than the original. Thanks and glad you are posting again

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