What I Learned About Criminals

Their life started and ended probably the same way, with a crappy plate of food. Do Cheese Puffs create mass murders? I’m not saying they do, but #6 in the lineup may have some Stay Puft issues. From my unofficial survey, most criminals should perish in their 40’s from consumption of Kentucky Fried Chicken alone. Top death row meals: KFC 12 piece bucket, Kool-Aid, Cheese Doodles, Coca-Cola, Pizza. PIZZA! Crap! I’m not saying pizza is a gateway to crime, I’m just saying I’m innocent and I need a lawyer.

Go Drink Some Wine

If you are not hitting the lake this Memorial Day, there is some wine that needs drinking up at the Domain. You have three days to choose from. Local wineries will be pouring and local bands strumming. Food will also be on hand, but for an extra charge. They have a cool system for tasting […]

AFJ: June Serious Pizza Class

Want to learn how to make the best pizza in Austin? The Austin Food Journal is now offering a pizza workshop, “Serious Pizza Class.” True Neapolitan style pizza. The same pies that we have been making, eating and feeding our guests during our semi-monthly Pizza Nights. Kick-ass, righteous pizza guaranteed.

Attendees will walk away with printed recipes and topping suggestions, sample dough to try at home and the skills to make classic Italian pizza. Next class is May 8th, 1 – 4pm. Tickets are $75 per person.