Gluttony Pants

Good news competition eaters! Your wardrobe options just got sexier. These new pants have three setting: Full, Stuffed and Horribly Wrong.

* They’re crafted from soft caramel canvas and lined with burgundy-colored cotton.

* They are, to our knowledge, the first trousers equipped with their own napkin.

* These unique pants sport a trio of buttons (lovingly named Piglet, Sow, and Boar) that indicate precisely how far your waistline has expanded with each meal.

* And they feature graphics, conceived by Cosentino himself, that depict the life cycle of a glutton—from the miracle of birth to the final, agonizing moment before death by heart attack.

Betabrand : Gluttony Pants $100